spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

Pink Floyd - Welcome To The Machine
3,989 plays

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream?
It’s alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star,
He played a mean guitar, He always ate in the
Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.

So welcome to the Machine.

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

barachiki:

"Of course I found all the eggs. I am a detective…. Why are those children crying?"

barachiki:

"Of course I found all the eggs. I am a detective…. Why are those children crying?"

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*