the problem with rich people is that i am not one
Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream?
It’s alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star,
He played a mean guitar, He always ate in the
Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the Machine.
BITCH IS TOO REAL
"Of course I found all the eggs. I am a detective…. Why are those children crying?"
text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed
do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically
|—||me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)|
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*